So for my first true blog post a decided to write about
people coming on the beach at summer. I live in a country that has access to
the sea and it's normal to me to go at the seaside every year, every summer. First
12 years of my life I would change city's to go to on a summer holiday with my
family. But, one year we went on an really beautiful island, at the very end of
that island is a little village, when it's not season time, its population is
around 200 people. So my parent started building a vacation house, right there,
in a middle of nowhere. A village that has one little store, one coffe bar, a
pizzeria and a restorant. After around 8 years they managed to finish the house
xD. Anyway, so I'm there 3 months a year, because how my parents say: we build
it, now be there!! And it's okay, I found my group of friends and everything. So
let mi start with the true meaning of this post. The beach! Not only the beach,
the people on the beach! I have sorted them in to few categoris.
1.
The smokey
eye temptress
There always has to be one of this girls on the beach. They show up full make up on. I mean not just powder and mascara, I'm talking red lipstick, 50 shades of grey eye shadow, so much blusher she looks like she has been in the sun for tooo long. She has her new towel and lie down, after an hour on 36 degrees she decides to go freshen up in the sea. It takes her 20min to go in a water above the knee, after she has finally entered the water her face is sticking out and it's making weird cramp expression, after all she can't get her beautiful face wet!
There always has to be one of this girls on the beach. They show up full make up on. I mean not just powder and mascara, I'm talking red lipstick, 50 shades of grey eye shadow, so much blusher she looks like she has been in the sun for tooo long. She has her new towel and lie down, after an hour on 36 degrees she decides to go freshen up in the sea. It takes her 20min to go in a water above the knee, after she has finally entered the water her face is sticking out and it's making weird cramp expression, after all she can't get her beautiful face wet!
2.
German style
So don't get me wrong on this title, I love germans, they have the best cars and lovely citys. They also have socks and they have sandals. Let me put it this way: socks + sandals + 36 degrees= German man. I mean, I just don't get it. It's not because its out of the scale ugly, it's because they will faint from the heat!!
So don't get me wrong on this title, I love germans, they have the best cars and lovely citys. They also have socks and they have sandals. Let me put it this way: socks + sandals + 36 degrees= German man. I mean, I just don't get it. It's not because its out of the scale ugly, it's because they will faint from the heat!!
3.
Failed upbringing parents
I'm getting anoyed just when I think about writing this. So, almost every beach has somekind of shoal. In those shoals are little kids playing, they look so cute with their little cans and little showels, but their is always that one little kid who is splashing you with water while you try to go in. He is being mean to all the other kids, and last but not least his parents. They are not even watching, they just don't care, trying to catch some tan, reading lovely summer book while their kid is terrorizing the entire beach!!!
I'm getting anoyed just when I think about writing this. So, almost every beach has somekind of shoal. In those shoals are little kids playing, they look so cute with their little cans and little showels, but their is always that one little kid who is splashing you with water while you try to go in. He is being mean to all the other kids, and last but not least his parents. They are not even watching, they just don't care, trying to catch some tan, reading lovely summer book while their kid is terrorizing the entire beach!!!
I figured I got a little bit carried away. I really hope you enyoed
this post, don't get offended by anything it's just a joke ( I love german
people), leave me a comment, contact me if you won't and we will speak soooon!!
Love ya, xoxo
